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spillage in the village 

the occurrence of a bodily emission below the waist when one's underwear and/or pants are still being worn, involving either unine or semen.
"I tried to get to the bathroom as fast as I could when I had to take that leak but no dice...spillage in the village, just outside the door!"

"That hot stripper gave me such an awesome lap dance that the inevitable spillage in the village happened before the song was even over!"
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Sawtry village academy 

It is a royal shit hole that’s just had a new building built which is full of year 7s who have shit trims and over sized bags. The old headmaster was a sex god who shagged Daily in his school office and legend has it you can still see his spunk stains in the schools floors near the old headmasters office.
Wait what school do you go to

Sawtry Village Academy

Fucking hell you have definitely got it up the arse.

Student Village 

The nice and politically-correct name that Queen's University insists refers to the hundreds of student houses surrounding its campus. Those living within and around it, however, more frequently (and accurately) call it the Student Ghetto, or "The Ghetto" for short. It is home to the famous and nefarious "Aberdeen Street Party" every year at Homecoming, in which 6000+ people (mostly from out of town) cram into a 500 metre-long street.

By and large, the houses are run-down and the rent overpriced. The neighbourhood is also home to "ghetto bugs," which are really just disgusting big millipedes. Squirrels also run amok in the ghetto and do not fear humans whatsoever; sometimes entering student homes through the crappy screen windows.

Behaviour in the "Village" includes drunk 20-somethings loudly stumbling home from the bar all days of the week and frequent cries of "Ole, Ole, Ole Oleeee..." as people begin flip cup games on their front lawn. People play football on the streets. BBQs are common. The sidewalks are never paved in the winter. Drivers beware, there is a lot of jaywalking.

Some non-students do live in the so-called "Student Village," and they either adore students or hate them desperately. They live in much nicer houses than the students, because their landlords do not take unfair advantage of them.

Either way, the "Student Village" is an overly polite euphemism to prevent the University from actually having to DO anything to improve the housing conditions for the students in the area, and is used as a tool to uphold the school's Reputation, although most of the students are living in total shitholes.
Queen's University staff member: Oh hello, young student! I'm doing some PR work. Do you live in the Student Village?

Student: The what?? Sorry lady, I live in the Ghetto.

Slum Village 

A Detroit Rap Group known for their melodic and soulful beats with witty rhymes.

Members: T3 and Elzhi
Songs: "Tainted", "Selfish" featuring Kanye West, "Disco", etc...
Slum Village by Tonya Banks August 13, 2004

Skillage In The Village

Skillage, but in a village.
Steve: (does some amazing football skills, while in a village)

Me: That was Skillage In The Village!!!!

Old Sturbridge Village 

Ahh Old Sturbridge Village. It is an 1800s town in the middle of sturbridge massachussetts. For children from all around it means fun. For sturbridge children it is a yearly torture. Preschool: yessssss Kindergarten:yes 1st grade:mmhhmmmm 2nd:yay 3rd:yup 4th:wtf again 5th:this is ridiculous 6th:ive had enough of this shit im going to go smoke in the woods behind the school house. Ahhh the wonders of a tourist attraction. A sturbridge resident can say oh i live in sturbridge and get the response of "whhheerreeee???" but the second they say old sturbridge village they get the answer "oooohhhhhh ive been there". The town of sturbridge is literally defined by OSV people ask if we go to school in 1800s clothes... noooo we do not. Its a small section of town even we have to pay to get into so get over it.

Sloan Village

AKA The Sloan Slums, borders the city of Buffalo and is the home of the rap group Affiliation. If your not from Sloan, your all alone. It is known for it's many parties in places like the Sloan Resevoir, and for it's meats; at Camillo's.
Sloan Village by Sloan Slumlord September 23, 2007