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man card violation

1. Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior or characteristics as opposed to sterotypical masculine ones.

2. Any action that would cause a man to be viewed as a wuss, sissy, punk etc.
Exhibit 1. Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife.

Examples of man card violations: Men who get dragged to the movies to watch a "chick flick".

Men who rat out there friends ala Kobe to the cops, or their girl friends.

Men who watch figure skating, or other women's TV programming.

Metrosexuals.
by J.M.Quinn July 16, 2008
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volcation

The detours and delays of a regular vacation casused by volcanic ash disrupting your return flight home, or conversely the time you spend at home because you couldn't fly out.
Prague was great, but the volcation took in Germany, Switzerland and France on the drive back!
by StewieG wannabe April 20, 2010
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human rights violations

When an incumbent government in a sovereign country won't put a pipeline in that you desperately need
Syria's Assad is guilty of human rights violations, so USA is sending in the military for a regime change
by American_tool November 10, 2016
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Vidcation

A vidcation is when you’ve tested positive for Covid-19 and you are required to work from home for the next 10-14 days.
Since I just found out that I tested positive for COVID-19, my HR department explained to me the terms of my vidcation. Even though my test may have been a false positive and no one knows if I’m contagious, I must take vidcation. My boss is currently on his vidcation and his biggest complaint is not being able to taste his Diet Coke. Such a sad and cruel world we live in.
by The Ultimate Dumper Jumper December 2, 2020
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ghost vibrations

when keeping your phone on vibrate, you experience the sensation of vibrations in your pants pocket, purse, etc. only to see that nothing has taken place on your mobile.
"i thought jon was calling me - turns out it was just ghost vibrations"
by boblawblah June 25, 2009
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Team-Violation

when two or more people gang up on one person to violate their my mind by a) telling horrible things about him/herself or b) by corrupting their clean mind by explaining unknown sexual terms to them
Philip: You guys will not believe what happened to me this weekend!
Friends: What happened?
Philip: I was chatting with these two girls I meant in a chat room and they just team-violated me for no reason. Smh. I will never be the same!
Friends: Awww man I'm sorry. I freaking hate team-violation!
by zigalicious802 March 2, 2010
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That's Violation

This slang term most likely originated in Brooklyn and is said when someone says something or does something that is considered "wrong" or "going too far." Usually in a situation where a group of friends are joking around and one says something extremely offensive.
Tom: Hey Tiffany, tell your boobs to stop pointing at me!

Tiffany: Ha-ha! Don't be stupid, it's cold outside!

Jason: Yeah it must be cold everyday then...

Tiffany: Ha-ha!!

Bob: Tiffany, you have a moustache.

Tiffany: .....

Jason: Oh, that's violation...
by Rattlesnake316 October 5, 2007
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