Vlasis moment

It's similar to bruh moment with the only difference that bruh moment is used for something "bruh", something that makes us feel bad, stupid, awkward, unlucky, foolish etc.

Vlasis moment is used for everything that Vlasis says.

Example for bruh moment:
-When is Carti dropping a new album?
-Didn't you hear? Carti died yesterday...
-Bruh moment.

Example for Vlasis moment:
-Bro, Vlasis just bought some shoes for disabled people so that he can resell them for triple the price!
-Vlasis moment...

by ELSYN March 18, 2021

vlasic

to hang upside down and jerk-off into your mouth.

Franco really knows how to vlasic. Not only did he teach me, we did a double-vlasic on the monkey bars.

by cLF October 17, 2006

Vilasio

1. Totally feminine narcissistic, punk.

2. Highly contagious Anal Disease

That Jerk gave me the Vilasio!

Didn't I tell you to lock down, what if you catch the Vilasio!

by J'swife March 13, 2010

Valasi

The coolest friend you’ll ever have. She’s introverted but is very interesting once you get to meet her. She loves films and shows, she probably edits too. Loves milfs <3 Tall and beautiful person with great music taste. Also very kind person!

Jo: hey who’s that cool person?
mama: that’s Valasi!

by yanfeimybeloved February 18, 2022

its vlasic

1. something for a stupid and redonculous answer.

2. some thing to piss off a lesbian teacher.

3. something a "shitler" would try to say.

1. what is you name? ITS VLASIC

2. what is 1-69= ummm vlasic????

3. guess what said the shitler?? what said the hot sexy trio joe jared and justin? ITS VLASIC said the shitler!!! jared said with him cummy mouth open no body likes you!

by thehobowhoeatspicklecum March 12, 2010

vlasicate

1. Verb- to accidentally impregnate someone.

2. Verb- when two people have sex and accidental impregnation occurs.

3. Noun- the product of a vlasication; the offspring that resulted from a vlasication.

-Dude, I was going down on her when the condom broke and I vlasicated her.

-Last night there was a small mishap and we vlasicated... uh-oh..

-We never told our son that he was a vlasicate from crazy restaurant sex.

by tastyCrunch July 5, 2009

Vlasic Classic

When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.

"Dude, did you hear? Randy gave Kurt the ol' Vlasic Classic last night!"
"Nice."

by anongonwild November 9, 2017