Venezuelan Cock Thrust

During intercourse with a left-wing/socialist female, the act of quoting Venezuela's former President, Hugo Chavez, in order to arouse the female. For better results, wearing a red beret and military boots is highly encouraged. Doggy-style is a must.

-"She wasn't too much into me, but I applied a Venezuelan Cock Thrust and she fucked me like she was fucking Chavez himself".

-"I pulled a Venezuelan Cock Thrust on the Bernie Sanders supporter last night... Worked like a charm".

by youreallydon'twanttoknow January 22, 2016

Venezuelan fist fight

A gun fight, usually with hand guns

Yeah, these 4 guys tried it on with me, so I whipped out my 9 and made that shit a Venezuelan fist fight

by Marquito del Muerte August 22, 2011

Venezuelan Lollipop

When a women with an enlarged clit has a male ejaculate over her clit while throwing sugar onto it. Once the sugar has settled the man proceeds to suck it off of her giant clit.

You are so lucky you have an enlarged clit, I wish I could have a Venezuelan Lollipop.

by Clitmasters November 29, 2011

Venezuelan Desert Camel

Humpin her till she gets lady lumps.

Vincent: I gave Terry a crazy Venezuelan Desert Camel.
Ralph: NICE

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

Venezuelan Kiss

Quickly and roughly eating someone's ass. Based on the people of Venezuela and their obsession with the posterior.

That blonde girl at the bar freaked out when I told her I wanted to take her out to my truck and give her a venezuelan kiss.

by chungy May 19, 2010

Venezuelan Cookie

When a man or a woman deficates on the nipples and belly botton. These pieces of fieces in return look like chocolate chips on a cookie. After deficating, the lover then licks the feces off of the feceted covered body and enjoys the erotic sexual thrill.

Last night, after having taco bell, instead of using the toilet I gave sally a venezuelan cookie to relieve my bathroom needs as well as my sexual needs. Also, i had a second serving of taco bell in doing so.

by Scioscia February 12, 2009

venezuelan hand grenade

A skinny Venezuelan girl that you take home drunk, only to find out the next morning that she's butt ugly.

I thought I was so fucking smooth last night, but I must have been wasted because this morning my present was a Venezuelan hand grenade.

by Joe Salone September 22, 2010