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Vegecrite

The hypocrites of the vegan world. These attention starved individuals feel the need to annoyingly share with the world their vegan lifestyle, but yet still eat fish!?! To avoid judgement these self-righteous individuals and their fellow hypotarian comrades usually have a quick pontification ready for their defense like: Fish do not have fur, fish don’t communicate, or have legs, or some other asinine reason.
Girl to waiter: “I’m a vegetarian, so I would like to order the grilled halibut with a side of spring vegetables please.”
Waiter to Chef: “Hey Mario, the vegecrite at table 19 wants the fish platter.”
by ifitsso April 20, 2017
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Spread Em Like Vegemite

It’s an Aussie saying for a beautiful female to bend over and spread her legs open for daddy
by Antony the sick bloke March 9, 2021
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vegemite sandwich

vegemite sandwich
Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Downunder”.

There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.

"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"
Bruce gave me the best vegemite sandwich I've ever had.
by Mattinho August 4, 2006
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vegemite valley

Larry the homosexual was a frequent visitor to 'vegemite valley'.
by Gonad Man August 14, 2003
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Vegemite

Vegemite - From the Australian word meaning awesome edible spread which un-worthy Americans can't handle due to its almighty power.
"Vegemite Is The Shizznit"
by Casanova M-baby April 29, 2005
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Vegemite Cup

A slang term rarely used in Australian Rules Football for premierships that were won before 1950, by supporters of clubs who were unsuccessful in the era of the grand old game’s early champions such as Dick Reynolds, Jack Dyer and Roy Cazaly. Supporters who use this term are trying to hide the unsuccessful and possibly queer beginnings (Hawthorn Mayblooms) of their own club, by weakly implying older premierships are less worthy because the sport hadn’t reached the massive business status of today’s age.
“Wow Essendon have won 16 premierships!!"

"yeah, well about nine of those were vegemite cups."

Of course a Hawthorn supporter would say that, founded in 1902 and didn’t win a flag until 1961.”
by PsychoticApe September 30, 2009
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Vegemite Kid

A dirty pregnant Australian whore with fake breasts.
Look at that Vegemite kid over there sucking penis. Gross.
by Dominator187 March 29, 2009
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