Vart

A queef or quiff, as it is sometimes spelled. It is an expulsion of air made when some dude is punding his meat into some bitch's sloppy puss-hole. Stems from Vagina fART. The experience itself is not terrible, but the word 'vart' is.

When I was fucking your mom, she jumped off my cock and varted in your girlfriend's mouth before your girlfriend started munching her box.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 29, 2003

Vart

When a fart from your anus passes through the labia

"Girl, why yo pussy smell so bad?" "Oops, it's cuz I varted."

by Calibaby39 January 29, 2014

cum vart

A expulsion of foul smelling air and semen from the vaginal canal. the cum vart gets its rank smell from a mans semen that has been marinating inside the vagina for at least 6 hours.

johnny : "this morning i woke up and started to kiss lisa's vagina and she let out the worst smelling cum vart i have ever experienced in my life. it stank so bad that i vomited right there between her legs."

by 0099009976 January 19, 2008

Vart Jarring Elves

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.

I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.

by Tammy McShammerson May 1, 2010

vart

A release of air pressure from deep within the vagina. A rush of air upon exiting the vagina triggers a flapping of the surrounding skin and a fart-like sound effect.

More commonly known as a queef.

Tony: “hey Dean, I was going down on Jan last night then all of a sudden it happened!”

Dean: “what happened? You finished early??”

Tony: “No - she varted in my mouth. Seriously, her vagina farted in my mouth!”

Dean: “you lucky son of a bitch

by BucketBear January 6, 2024

Vart

When you vomit and fart at the same time.

Kelly was so fucked up last night that she ended up pushing too hard and varted in the car.

by LMariachi June 27, 2021

Vart

When you fart, and the fart comes back up to your labia. Feeling like a wave of vibrations.

Friend: Did you just fart?
Girl: Yes, girl and it travelled to my labia feeling like a vibration. That's what a vart feels like
Friend: That's cool!!! What's a vart?
Girl: When you fart out your ass and it travels to your labia, feeling like vibrations.

by TheBrightOne May 23, 2018