Pull a Vontae Davis

Walking out on your team and retiring during halftime and not telling your teammates after getting beat so bad by your opponent.

Aye bruh, I'm finna pull a Vontae Davis Im done.

by Durtty Birdz September 18, 2018

vontaey

Crazy motherfucker who bangs random chicks in the back of trucks

I wanna go party this weekend and be a Vontaey.

by Ashley1429 May 6, 2015

vantage

Saying you'll do something, but then pulling out at the last minute.

"Where's Adam?"

"Oh he was going to come but he pulled a Vantage"

by Chocabloc April 25, 2019

Vantess

Vantess is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in ཌ𝓝𝓞𝓥ད Patrick Vantess, the puppet of a discord owner known as "Epic". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from being a Vantess, please see a phycologist.

Member of Tankria: I'm a Vantess Family member!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard.

by please dont kill me epic November 5, 2022

vantablack humour

humour so dark it has total hemispherical reflectances (THR) below 1.5% in the visible spectrum.

Agni: biden would slaughter 7 million jews if he could, but he cant bc he forgot

Taylor: wow that's some vantablack humour right there dawg

by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 28, 2023

pulling a Vontae

Walking off the job midshift.

After pulling a Vontae, he headed for the door and never came back.

by Kraven251 September 17, 2018

Vanae

An positive, inspirational dynamo!

After I lost my job, I needed a vanae to improve my mood.

by ElBene April 11, 2011