van halen 

the worst fuck'in band to set foot on earth i'd say that damn near anybody could run cicels around eddie playing guitar that includes my 8 year old cousin o yeah one more thing Jimmy Page is god of all

Van Halen sucks more nuts that a a mouse

van halen by CROWLEY April 10, 2005

Van Halen 

The best fucking band on earth

I went to see Van Halen last night.

Van Halen by A retarded furry September 4, 2021

Van Halen I

One of the greatest albums of any musical genre to ever grace the shelves of music stores. First album by American rock group Van Halen, featuring;
Eddie Van Halen - guitar, backing vocals
David Lee Roth - vocals
Alex Van Halen - percussion
Michael Anthony - bass, backing vocals

TRACK LIST:

1. "Runnin' With the Devil" (Van Halen) – 3:35
2. "Eruption" – (Van Halen) - 1:42
3. "You Really Got Me" (Ray Davies) – 2:37
4. "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (Van Halen) – 3:49
5. "I'm the One" (Van Halen) – 3:46
6. "Jamie's Cryin'" (Van Halen) – 3:30
7. "Atomic Punk" (Van Halen) – 3:01
8. "Feel Your Love Tonight" (Van Halen) – 3:42
9. "Little Dreamer" (Van Halen) – 3:22
10. "Ice Cream Man" (John Brim) – 3:19
11. "On Fire" (Van Halen) – 3:00

wow... Van Halen I... not one bad track on the entire album... NOT ONE BAD TRACK! kick ass album right here. Eruption... *gasp*... simply beautiful. *rant rant rant*

Van Halen I by jeffersonaeius September 3, 2006

Van Halen Piledriver 

A sexual act where a person is penetrated by a the headstock of a guitar, usually the person is lying on the ground with their legs over their chest so that the guitar can be driven straight down into them hence the "piledriver" term.

So I stole my ex-boyfriend's guitar and had my new boyfriend give me a Van Halen Piledriver with it, that'll show him to be a dick

Van Halen Piledriver by GHSteve October 7, 2010

Van Halen Shuffle 

Spontaneous, short, quick, movement of the feet. Occurs when you remember something, and/or want to laugh, but have to keep quite/don't want to make a sceen.

Sitting in class taking a test, your friend makes a suggestive movement which refers to an inside joke, you then release a Van Halen Shuffle.

Van Halen Shuffle by bananaman2468 December 15, 2010

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk "Eddie" Van Halen (born January 26, 1955), is an Dutch-American rock guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer of Dutch descent, most famous as the lead guitarist and co-founder of the hard rock band Van Halen; an American hard rock band formed in in 1972. They enjoyed success from the release of their self titled debut album in 1978

Have you heard about that kid? That's Eddie Van Halen, He's fucking dangerous on that guitar!

Eddie Van Halen by myspace.com/johnlawson85 January 23, 2009

Eddie Van Halen

solid guitar player/songwriter.. started the early 80s trend of build it your self guitars.TO THOSE HERE WHO HATE ED VAN HALEN.YOU ALL PROBABLY LIKE THE NEWEST LIMP BIZKET CD...

Eddie Van Halen by Anonymous November 3, 2003