Definitions by CROWLEY

hooded cheese monster 

Uncircumcised penis with smegma .

Dude whipped out his hooded cheese monster to make her vomit.

hooded cheese monster by Crowley June 28, 2017

van halen 

the worst fuck'in band to set foot on earth i'd say that damn near anybody could run cicels around eddie playing guitar that includes my 8 year old cousin o yeah one more thing Jimmy Page is god of all

Van Halen sucks more nuts that a a mouse

van halen by CROWLEY April 10, 2005

keent

a small cunt

that biatch was so short, but her keent was so nice.

keent by crowley February 13, 2004