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jean claude van damme 

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport
jean claude van damme by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Two can Van Damme 

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.
"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"
Two can Van Damme by jgf September 30, 2006

Jean Claude van damme 

I’m pretty sure he is a fashion guy, I only did this for the example bit below
ASHLEY: JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IS AN ICON
Will: WELLLLL JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IM FINE

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME 

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li
"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

van dammed 

to be roundhouse kicked in the face by someone who sports a wicked mullet
van dammed by luvaas brad December 19, 2008

jean claude van dammed 

adjective for gettin round house kicked in the face into a coma...
holy shit he just got jean claude van dammed in the face!
jean claude van dammed by theMANbrad February 10, 2010