Vamposer

A tween or teen, usually female, who truly believes they will someday be able to achieve vampire status. They are firmly in love with the brothers from The Vampire Diaries, anyone in Twilight, or aspires to become Katherine (also from the Vampire Diaries). Will usually sport a set of fake vampire fangs (especially on Thursday evenings when the Vampire Diaries plays on TV) even though spit flies from their mouths.

Abby and Audrey are vamposers; they have those fake fangs in again.

by Ling Ling Mac Bling Bling November 23, 2010

Vampougar

A Vampougar is a vampire loving cougar. All of these new teenage vampire movies and TV shows have lured these vampougars out of their caves!

My girlfriend is the epitome of a Vampougar. She loves that glitter-wearing, teleporting vampire kid from Twilight!

by DraculaDoes March 19, 2010

Vapoop

Otherwise known as “Vapoopie”, it is the act of using a vape device while you’re having a bowel movement.

“Nigga give me the vape”
“Why?”
“I gotta take a vapoopie hehe”

by Efrooom September 8, 2019

Vapoosa

A name only the most unintelligent people use, something regular people would never dream of. They give off a submissive and unalpha behaviour.

you could refer to someone as a vapoosa when they lack brains and confidence
man, that girl over there is being such a vapoosa
i'm glad you didn't turn out to be as stupid as a vapoosa

by ew poopoopapa October 29, 2021

Vamoos

To tell someone to go away, because that person was dwarfing you big-time.

Saints; Lynn, Vamoos! I have no time to listen to your drivel.

Lynn leaves.

by Saints October 23, 2003

vampoon

vampire raccoon that can only be kept away by peeing around the perimeter

Skyler: "I just pee'd around the tent!"

Becca: "Sweet!Now the vampoons won't come at night!"

by Becca jr. August 2, 2007

Vamooshe

An 8 letter interjection, containing a V and double vowel meaning-
lets hit the road jack

­¡Vamooshe! Lets get out of here before the little magician comes!

by Capurnicus April 30, 2008