cock valet

A cock valet is someone who is religiously fucked by a person or group of people. Therefore, instead of parking cars for people and deciding what spot they belong in, you are parking their cocks inside of you. There can be a group of cock valets also, making the task of parking people's cocks a group effort deciding on what cock goes in what orifice.

"They want us to do what!? Do I look like their personal cock valets!?"

"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"

by BigDickPapa (BDP) October 4, 2017

The Dirty Valet

A man or woman on all fours reaches back and inserts your penis or fist in their anus.

Girl wanted it bad. She did the Dirty Valet before I put the rubber on dawg.

by BarebackJack December 20, 2017

Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

Valet "Angie" Keogh: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Valet "Angie" Keogh: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Chalet Valet

the best way to pick up ur food when u order it from Swiss Chalet

hey i’m using chalet valet to pick up my food

by 1Shot Duke March 14, 2022