Relationship Valet

A liaison for busy people to handle minor and major relationship time management issues

“I’m still at work and busy. I will send the Relationship Valet to handle it.”

by NuclearBeast September 01, 2021

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Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

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cock valet

A cock valet is someone who is religiously fucked by a person or group of people. Therefore, instead of parking cars for people and deciding what spot they belong in, you are parking their cocks inside of you. There can be a group of cock valets also, making the task of parking people's cocks a group effort deciding on what cock goes in what orifice.

"They want us to do what!? Do I look like their personal cock valets!?"

"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"

by BigDickPapa (BDP) October 05, 2017

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