upside down longjohn

when you hang upside down from a stripper pole and masterbate

i did an upside down longjohn in the firestation last night

by Mike McStoner April 22, 2009

upside down pineapple

The pineapple represents hospitality and welcoming. A pineapple is placed on a porch or mail box by swingers to signify that a swinger party is going on. A pineapple is turned upside down when a person is in search of a swinger party. Originally it was turned up side down in the individuals shopping cart. But pineapple popularity has made it accepts on clothes and other items. Swingers use this symbol to identify each other in public.

My neighbor left an upside down pineapple on my porch last night. I think he wants to swing.

by Starrydreams001 August 18, 2017

alaskan upside down moose pile driver

when you pee in a girls butt get her pregnant and pile drive her down the stairs for a free abortion

pee pain Alaskan upside down moose pile driver

by gfkfkfkfkf December 1, 2016

Upside-down Merlin

The act in which a male, during 69, ejaculates on his partner's face and then immediately flips her off of his body. He must then immediately grab a handful of glitter (which he had in his hand, pocket, or on the bedside table) and "cast" it into his partner's face. The glitter will adhere to the partner's face, leaving her "under his spell". The male can then, if desired, yell "EXCALIBUR!" at the top of his lungs.

"So how was it with Gabi last night?"

"Oh man, she had no idea, I pulled off the Upside-down Merlin. That bitch is totally under my spell."

by The Wizard of Cock May 18, 2009

bitch slap upside the head

definite attitude adjustment for one who is acting like a bitch.

Gosh!, Alex is whining about nothing he needs a bitch slap upside the head.

by wetbackoftattoo September 5, 2006

Upside-Down Crane Dropper

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. Most women think this is a stupid move, however, it isn't. It's awesome.

I put my girl in the upside-down crane dropper last night and she loved it!

by Junior Whatacock August 16, 2014

Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. (This is the upside down crane dropper). The Wrecking Ball Attachment is when the guy reaches onto the girl's vagina and stimulates her. Women tend to like this move much better than the Upside-Down Crane Dropper. It's awesome.

I put my girlfriend in the Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment and she loved it!

by Junior Whatacock August 16, 2014