up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 04, 2018

up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 04, 2018

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

Up Baby Creek without a Coat Hanger

Being pregnant.

After having unprotected sex, Gail was up baby creek without a coat hanger.

by Doc Bliss July 07, 2016

pighujuioppipy up shit creek without a paddle

wat ure mama said wen i rolled off her last night

rory is an official cock merchant and enjoys the company of water melons (the little afgan)

by pouip December 05, 2003

Up creek

When something happens to you and you know your fucked

Look at Chris he’s up creek after that

by Hewishrjaihreb November 09, 2023

Favred up a creek with no nig knife

fucked

When I lost my keys, I realized I was favred up a creek with no nig knife.

by B-O-U-S-S BOSS! February 20, 2011