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unicorn

a large handful of naked trolls beautifuking
damn thats one nice unicorn
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unicorn

the best things in the universe pink fluffy glittery magical farts cotton candy barfs rainbows and awesome
by Glitter ✨ girl January 2, 2018
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unicorn

n.

1. A horse that has a single horny thickening of the skin, also known as a corn.
Only one corn per unicorn is allowed. Two makes it a horse.

2. A person similarly endowed.
Hans: Look! It's a unicorn!
Dieter: No Hans, it's got two corns, it's just a regular horse.

Hans: Oh mein gott, Dieter! I seem to have grown a single horny thickening of the skin!
Dieter: It's called a corn, you stupid unicorn!
by Hans und Dieter July 18, 2007
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unicorn

(v) to headbut the bottom of a beer bottle while someone is drinking and drive the bottle into their teeth.
We used to think that it was funny to unicorn each other at parties until we chipped a friend's tooth.

or

Last Thanksgiving, my aunt accidentally unicorned my beer bottle and made my gums bleed.
by The Diego Cortes November 28, 2011
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unicorn

1. a mythical beast with the body and head of a horse, legs of a stag, tail of a lion, and single horn in the middle of the forehead.
2. a singularity of grotesque freakishness, likened to the mythical creature of the same name.
did you see that bitch with the tight striped pants? I could see her bulging stretch-marks, doo-doo stains, and a foot-wide cameltoe. what a unicorn.
by poo-nonymous October 22, 2006
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unicorn

you know when u get a report card and ur teacher gave u a "U"? Well it stands for unicorn, as D stands for dolphin.
"no mother i did not get an unsatisfactory grade on my report card u must have mistaken it, i got a unicorn on my report card."
by Rosa February 27, 2004
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unicorn

a horse with a horn stuck on his head
or
when drunk randomly putting a snooker cue 2 ur head and randomly sayin "im a unicorn" here by creating the still existant and popular sayin of currie high school
In Harry Potter
or
"im a unicorn!"
by random_bulldog November 3, 2003
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