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shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do
When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"
by Monodon July 27, 2004
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unemployed

A female whose face is just isnt working out
That bitch needs to watch my kids, maybe babysitting; damn that bitch is unemployed!
by XWF May 10, 2005
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Pre-Unemployed

Since you have not yet been employed full time you are not considered unemployed by the government. This describes the limbo period from when you graduate from College/University and you find a job.

Generally a "Pre-Unemployed" person moves back in with their parents and works odd jobs until a career in their field of study is found.

It is usually a soul crushing period of ones life.

In recent years due to the Recession the number of "Pre-Unemployed" people has grown tremendously.
Thank god I got a job offer before graduation, My sister didn't and she has been Pre-Unemployed for almost a year.
by CmeDiG April 30, 2011
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Gainfully unemployed

The act of having the ability, mentally and physically, to work and provide for yourself, but instead you choose to do nothing and rely on the government for your needs.
Despite Bill being gainfully unemployed and contributing nothing to society, he continues to whine relentlessly about income inequality.
by Joedaddy755 September 5, 2021
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Unemployed

People who don't understand, usually, that their wealth comes from my taxes
Some blm protesters were unemployed people who only wanted to loot and riot
by Sexydimma January 1, 2022
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Unemployed server

A server full of mfs cranking 90s and running light speed, commonly seen in FPS games.
"fuck I got placed in the Unemployed Server"
by JimmyJimmersonThe6th December 6, 2024
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Unemployed Brainrot Bangers

A series of TikTok audios made by famous content creator Vexbolts often consist of remixes of trending audios. These remixes typically consist of various brain-rot vocabulary in place of the original lyrics.
Oh shit, Vexbolts dropped more Unemployed Brainrot Bangers
by Juggastein January 22, 2025
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