underwater basketweaving

A term used to specify something completely useless. Something that isn't worth a dime.

"Man, I feel like I just graduated underwater basketweaving!"
"Why don't you go practice your underwater basketweaving!"

by Truero December 3, 2005

underwater hockey

the friggen sweetest sport ever created... yeaaaaah. Played with 2 teams of 6, a hockey puck, fins, masks, snorkel, water polo cat, gloves, and sticks. It is played on the bottom of the pool while holding your breath. More addicting than crack.

Michigan State rocks at underwater hockey.

by DO and Gunner November 9, 2008

underwater dick dancer

a person with a non-descript job or career

he is a hub cab counter, a government hr assistant

by Stan Dolinsky January 29, 2004

underwang

the undercarriage of a penis

(F) I've got a sharp tongue, don't I?

(M) Hope it's not too sharp! I've got a senstive underwang.

by uberbored13 September 8, 2011

Underwater Pole Vaulting

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.

My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013

Underwater Volcano

First, one must conduct the steps necessary to make the Alaskan pipeline viable (shit in a condom, freeze it).

The Underwater Volcano is when a female voraciously pleasures herself with an Alaskan Pipeline whilst in the bathtub and on her period.

Created by A. UoS 2015.

Dan: Hey Mary, fancy fucking later?

Mary: Sorry Dan, I'm on my period! I think I'll just give the Underwater Volcano a try tonight

Dan: No problem, I've heard the Underwater Volcano is a fantastic experience, enjoy!

by ACL1380138 October 6, 2016

underwater sex

A great experience, very pleasurable. But if you don't finish fast enough you drown, so be brief.

Guy 1 : I had underwater sex with my girlfriend last night.

Guy 2 : Dude isn't that dangerous?

Guy 1 : Nah man, It was so hot I came in like thirty seconds.

by KryptonKonnor November 6, 2013