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Umbilical Spit

A type of spit that usually occurs after being deyhydrated or after strenuous physical activity. The gum-like quality of the spit causes it to hang unceremoniously from your mouth in a long string of saliva, usually causing the victim to lean forward with their head away from their body and shaking erratically in an attempt to break the Umbilical Spit.
Friend: "John, why are you looking at the ground like that?
John: "I'm waiting out this massive umbilical spit"
by boatsfalcon April 8, 2013
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umpalumpa gangbang

The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.
Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.

Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!
by Apollo The Shepherd Saint June 28, 2015
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umbay

“ Umbay did you see what she was wearing
by yasoswag November 1, 2021
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umbabarauma

Portuguese football (soccer) chant, relates to dribbling the ball past opponents. Also a song written by Jorge Ben in 1976, later covered by Soulfly.
Umbabarauma goal man
by Jorgie JR August 17, 2009
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Umbadetade

Pronounced OOm-Bah-Deh-Taa-Dey.

A generic phrase from a generic language of African origin.
Can be split at any of the syllables with a pause to concoct variations thereupon.

Is usually somewhat philosophical.
Pordor: Hoy, Bon. Whadup?

Bon: Hoy, Pordor. I have been learning generic African. Umbadetade Pordor Umba, detade.

Pordor: Um, BA, detadeee. Umbade TA... de.

Bon: Umbadetade
by Gooseflux March 14, 2013
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urballegedly

Mixture of "allegedly" and "urban legend has it that". Often followed by an unbelievable "fact" or story, which is very likely to just be a made-up story or one that was passed by word of mouth and changed in the process to make it more interesting or spectacular.

Probably first used by Jalen Rose on his podcast on Grantland Channel in the video "Champagne and Campaign Hall of Fame".
Person 1: Wow, that dude is probably the fastest guy I've ever seen.
Person 2: He's nothing against Deion Sanders. Dude was fast as hell. By far the fastest ever at his position.
Person 1: Yeah, he was ridiculous.
Person 2: Urballegedly he ran a 4.19 in the 40 yard dash at the NFL Draft Combine.
Person 1: Nah, man that can't be true.
by storytimewithjalenrose August 27, 2013
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umalkheyr

She is a koreaboo who is very introverted (lol) Once you get to know her she's a very ... nice human ❤️
umalkheyr : i hate everyone
by not so anonymous July 1, 2018
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