The piss most men take directly after masturbating (and orgasming) that hardly ever gets in the bowl, no matter how hard you try. It may splash against the walls, get on your clothing, all over the floor around the toilet, and the toilet seat, but rarely the actual toilet bowl.
Guy1: Dude, I just masturbated
Guy2: Did you take your post-masturbatorial urination yet?
Guy1: Yeah, it was horrible, my boxers are soaked and I spent 5 minutes wiping piss off my wall with toilet paper.
Guy2: Did you take your post-masturbatorial urination yet?
Guy1: Yeah, it was horrible, my boxers are soaked and I spent 5 minutes wiping piss off my wall with toilet paper.
by Anusfist69 December 9, 2008
Get the Post-Masturbatorial Urination mug.An affliction of males characterized by unusual behaviours in the men's room. Urinal anxiety is manifest in the actions of a man who walks into the men's room and heads directly toward the urinals, but -upon seeing another man already standing at a nearby urinal- immediately changes course for the stalls. Urinal anxiety afflicts a substantial number of males who have a phobia about pissing in a location where another male might notice their schlong (as if other males would have an interest in someone else's schlong...). The most extreme form of urinal anxiety is usually seen in locations using the old "trough" urinals often placed in ball park restrooms. The afflicted male approaches the other happy, piss-spattering companions, pulls his dick out, and... and... and... (after a long delay) zips his dick back up, unable to urinate, and shame-facedly departs the restroom unsatisfied.
Damn, Frank never uses the urinals. The other day he went into the women's room at the ball park to avoid the trough. I think he's gripped by urinal anxiety.
by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005
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(yoo-nuh-nad-i-kuhl)
-adjective
1. Having only one testicle.
2. Possessing fear, hesitation, or insecurity.
Origin:
Uni- ("one")
Nad ("Gnad"- gonad, ball, testicle)
-cle (diminutive suffix of Latin origin)
1987-1993; Holland / Pennsylvania, US
-adjective
1. Having only one testicle.
2. Possessing fear, hesitation, or insecurity.
Origin:
Uni- ("one")
Nad ("Gnad"- gonad, ball, testicle)
-cle (diminutive suffix of Latin origin)
1987-1993; Holland / Pennsylvania, US
1. While running to catch a frisbee, Hector tripped over a bicycle. He fell, and smashed his balls so hard on the bike's handlebars, he had to get one of them surgically removed. Hector is now uninadical.
2. Dude, are you gonna jump, or what? You're acting like a pussy. Quit being so uninadical.
2. Dude, are you gonna jump, or what? You're acting like a pussy. Quit being so uninadical.
by Roarmoser February 11, 2009
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Sara- okay!
Ryan- There they go again, damn that urination congregation.
Sara- okay!
Ryan- There they go again, damn that urination congregation.
by Dan Delli Bovi February 12, 2009
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