bum udder

A man or woman can get these by eating too much of the wrong stuff........ You guessed it, piles. Doctors will suggest more fibre and fruit in your diet.

Simon "I can't sit down" Brad "you must have bum udders"

by RAWSTAN August 26, 2015

fuck udders

a huge pair of boobs full of milk

look at her huge "fuck udders"

by jonrawlings November 13, 2004

Udders

Another term for a woman's breasts.

That broad's got shitty udders.

by Ryan Rudesill April 27, 2006

udder girl

Boobs being reffered to as Udders. Udder Girl is a woman with huge boobs.

Udder girl, would you be so kind as to pass me those two jugs please?

by heasby January 11, 2005

Mommy Udders

Huge, jubbly, tig o bitties, no mater what you call them, they are breast that just hang off that milf's cheast. So tasty looking that you want to suck milk out of them.

"Man! Look at that milf's Mommy Udders!! I would fucking suck milk right out of them!!

by Spycy Taco August 17, 2008

Udders

cow nipples

I sucked that milk right out of her udders.

by poop cheese April 2, 2003

Udder Butter

The smegma found underneath the bottom fold of the unclean titties of some stank bee-atch, due to either excessive "lack of hygiene" or "light of day".

Also known as formunda butter fromunda butter titguini alfredo, milkstrosity, titscrement

- this extreme funk is at the same level of "Eeeeuuwww" as is twattage cheese sphincter cheese dick cheese penis butter Dinguini ragamuffin

After a one course meal of her Menstrual Meatballs sautéed in her thick and creamy Bloodclot Bouillabaise, and when you're finally washin' her twattage cheese outta your piehole, you'll fondly long for the day when she simply let you tongue on her udder butter.

by Jon_Public September 3, 2009