Canadian Two By Four

Noun.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.

Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.

This section is supported by Canadian Two by Fours, so it's not going anywhere.

by Scarab November 29, 2004

Bloody two by four

The act of sticking two penis' in the anal region at the same time.

Me and my buddy gave this lady a bloody two by four.

by ..............................,... October 24, 2007

zero one two three four five six seven eight nine

The numbers spelled out

The word “zero one two three four five six seven eight nine” is not used in a sentence. It’s used to spell out the numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 instead of writing them as digits.

by bluestinger66 September 2, 2022

Two eyed four eyed cunt

Lester from GTA

Lester is a two eyed four eyed cunt

by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 17, 2020

Fatty Fatty Two by Four

A particularly fat, disgusting person in reference to the schoolyard rhyme of the same name:
Fatty Fatty Two by Four
Can't get through the bathroom door
So he did it on the floor
Licked it up and asked for more

Did you see that fatty fatty two by four at KFC ordering a whole family bucket of chicken for himself?

by Wendy Wheelchair December 29, 2024

four by two

Cockney Rhyming slang. A person of the jewish faith. Derivation 'Four by two' = jew.

"I didn't know Moisha was a four by two"

"Yeah, might be a tight bastard, but at least he isn't from Bedford"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006

four six two

referring to the first three digits of any Shenandoah, Pa phone number. Usually used in response to the question "Where are you going" or "Where are you from".

We're goin down four six two da' fuck.

by Warren G April 19, 2005