Twisting Off

Another term for masturbation

"I was twisting off last night when my mom walked in"

by Caff3131 December 14, 2009

Twisting your nipples

Giving someone a hand time, teasing or bothering them or tricking them into believing something.

I didn't really buy a new Ferrari, I was just twisting your nipples.

by Daniel 'Beige' Santo January 20, 2017

Twirling

When Someone is tripping.

Damn bitch you twirling like a muthafucka

by Chillin09 October 1, 2009

tworting

To behave in a way where you do no good to people and sit around doing nothing, e.g. at work on your phone doing nothing to help.

“Oh can you just do something and stop tworting around

by jollyrungay November 21, 2022

Spaghetti Twirling

A bro licking another bro's butthole so that the anal hairs twist around his tongue, just like spaghetti twists around a fork. For added pleasure, you can use the shit as spaghetti sauce.

Bro 1: Hey bro you going out with Kelsi tonight?
Bro 2: No, dawg I don't have any plans.
Bro 1: Do you wanna take part in some spaghetti twirling?
Bro 2: Is that even a question? I love twirling your spaghetti. I'll get my bib.

by Danimalshasabigblackcock February 11, 2015

Baton twirling

Baton twirling is a sport that involves preforming tricks and manoeuvres with a metal stick with rubber ends. It is a dangerous sport as twirlers often hit themselves quite hard during practice as that baton is very hard. Yet no matter how many injuries they have, twirlers get over it and continue to hurt themselves with the sport. In most countries, it is quite unknown and some people don’t perceive it as a sport. It is a sport as it involves many qualities such as hand-eye coordination, team work, practice, dedication, flexibility and more.

Friend: Can you come over today?
Me: No I have to practice my baton twirling

by Batontwirler17 August 15, 2019

twirling the bat

When you're patiently waiting for your boner to subside and the girl you're with keeps finding ways to brush up against it, thus preventing you from returning to your partying.

Dude, I kept trying to leave the room to go back to the dance floor but my girlfriend kept twirling the bat.

by Tommissy December 31, 2013