A horrible novel written by the untalented Stephenie Meyer. This book has absolutely no character development whatsoever. It glorifies unhealthy obsession. Meyer has her main character, the dreary, cliched, miserable Bella Swan, choose between necrophilia and bestiality throughout the series.
The books have overused and exhausted ideas, and there is no apparent reason of why anyone should love this boring teenage girl. The book has the worst grammar I've ever seen published. "Handsomest" is not a word Ms. Meyer. Perhaps you should invest in a new editor, or just stay away from writing all together. As much as you fantasize, you will not marry a vampire just because you based Bella off of your own appearance.
Twilight is like a bad fanfiction. No teenager describes themselves as "ivory skinned". There is no reason to read this book. It is not the romance of the decade. It is an awful book. There are no excuses in which it is reasonable to read this book, unless you are 10 years old and need to get over a fear of vampires, because the vampires in this book sparkle in the sunlight. How intimidating.
The books have overused and exhausted ideas, and there is no apparent reason of why anyone should love this boring teenage girl. The book has the worst grammar I've ever seen published. "Handsomest" is not a word Ms. Meyer. Perhaps you should invest in a new editor, or just stay away from writing all together. As much as you fantasize, you will not marry a vampire just because you based Bella off of your own appearance.
Twilight is like a bad fanfiction. No teenager describes themselves as "ivory skinned". There is no reason to read this book. It is not the romance of the decade. It is an awful book. There are no excuses in which it is reasonable to read this book, unless you are 10 years old and need to get over a fear of vampires, because the vampires in this book sparkle in the sunlight. How intimidating.
by hcan123 October 04, 2010
A book that Stephanie Meyer wrote based on a dream she had. No wonder why this book is so cliche!
Twilight is really all about sex and female sexual desires. Though, you have to be more of a deep reader to understand. I know, "How the hell is Twilight deep?!" It's not. But, there are some symbols in the book. For one, the way Edward wants to bite Bella is an analogy of how much a guy will want to have sex with a girl he likes. Biting=banging. Also, the way Edward always saves Bella whenever she's in trouble just shows how pathetic us women think when it comes to love. Hello, your boyfriend isn't going to be there to save you every time some bastards on the street try to harass you!!!
As a writer myself who has read a wide variety of books in her lifetime, I can say with confidence that Twilight is the worst piece of shit "liturature" I have ever read.
Twilight is really all about sex and female sexual desires. Though, you have to be more of a deep reader to understand. I know, "How the hell is Twilight deep?!" It's not. But, there are some symbols in the book. For one, the way Edward wants to bite Bella is an analogy of how much a guy will want to have sex with a girl he likes. Biting=banging. Also, the way Edward always saves Bella whenever she's in trouble just shows how pathetic us women think when it comes to love. Hello, your boyfriend isn't going to be there to save you every time some bastards on the street try to harass you!!!
As a writer myself who has read a wide variety of books in her lifetime, I can say with confidence that Twilight is the worst piece of shit "liturature" I have ever read.
Girl 1: So, what have you been reading lately?
Girl 2: I'm reading Twilight! Edward is sooo hot!!
Girl 1: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
Girl 2: I'm reading Twilight! Edward is sooo hot!!
Girl 1: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
by TheLitChick July 29, 2009
a peice of shit book saga,written by stephanie meyer, which should be set on fire and flushed down the toilet, the whole series is based on stepanie meyers's wetdream
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by steve169 March 04, 2012
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by LOLOLOLOLOLOLO)O)) June 02, 2010
a book thats had brain-washed female teenagers by make vampires sparkly and werewolves cuddly. It was made into a movie with the most unattractive cast in history. Its the reason why the world is so corrupt,
teenage girl: OMG!!!! Twilight is so awesome! I love vampires! I want to meet one sooooooo badly.
guy: Why would you want to meet a vampire? Wouldn't it kill you?
teenage girl: No! Vampires are good people! They just want to help!
guy: Are you right in the head?
teenage: You need to be more like Edward Cullen
guy: I'll go buy some glitter right now
guy: Why would you want to meet a vampire? Wouldn't it kill you?
teenage girl: No! Vampires are good people! They just want to help!
guy: Are you right in the head?
teenage: You need to be more like Edward Cullen
guy: I'll go buy some glitter right now
by Maddiee21031 February 24, 2010
a book, movie, etc. made up of random vampires killing other vampires and doing pointless crap. also the devil's bible(if you have a girlfriend i think you already found that out), this series makes women want their guys to be like drake or whoever the hell his name is to be like him for her. its also torture in the movie theaters.
guy obsessed with twilight: hey dude, i came out of the closet yesterday, i finished up twilight.
bystander: WOW..................................................
bystander: WOW..................................................
by stormshellx June 07, 2010