Definitions by Kalanikamori

Twilight 

"Absolute trash, so obviously a worldwide hit."

"That book is a cringe-worthy testament to teenage hormonal fabrication."

-- quotes from Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony (the fifth book in a series truly worthy of reading) that perfectly defines Twilight.

Analogy:

Chocolate is to delectable as Twilight is to rubbish.

Twilight by Kalanikamori August 17, 2009