tweetesis

tweetesis

tweet⋅e⋅sis tweet-uh-sis
–noun, plural -ses  /-ˌsiz/
Pronunciation -seez

1. something that a person cannot conquer, achieve, etc. on Twitter: The fact that no one follows me proved to be my tweetesis when trying to get my message out.

2. an opponent or rival whom a person cannot best or overcome on Twitter. Especially someone who disagrees pointedly with a tweet.

3. an agent or act of retribution or punishment on Twitter.

HISTORY

Originally coined February 1, 2009 by @ADMAVEN and @thedirtyblonde on Twitter to describe their interaction when arguing over humor in a Superbowl advertisement.

My tweetesis has been disagreeing with every tweet I make.

by ADMAVEN February 1, 2009

Tweetster

A person that tweets his or her photos videos along with text links on tweetster dot me.

"Hey tweetster me the photos or video" "Tweetster me it" Referring to a image or video. "at 'your network'.." on tweetster.me

by tweetster February 15, 2010

Tweetissimo

The best Twitter application for BlackBerry and the web! It was the first ever application to give you push mentions and dms- even when the application isn't open. Currently Tweetissimo is an exclusive to The BlackBerry Zone VIPs but will hit all TBZ users once the alpha period is over.

Bro 1- Hey dude, nice twitter app
Bro 2- Yeah, its Tweetissimo, bet your iPhone doesn't have it

by rushringleader March 22, 2010

Tweeturbating

The act of tweeting oneself.

No one ever tweets me. I think I'm going to start tweeturbating more to make myself feel better.

by LM23 June 11, 2011

Tweetsex

When people openly have cyber sex on twitter, not in the DM's (Direct Messages)

@DouchebagGuy: oh @HotChick I wanna feel your monkey sauce all over me
@HotChick: oh yes @DouchebagGuy you feel so good inside of me *moans*

This is a man and women engaging in Tweetsex

by AD88 December 17, 2012

tweetsitter

Tweetsitter: (n) One who has access to and watches another's twitter feed and deletes any inappropriate tweets as they appear.

The "inadvertent" retweet from Trump with a picture of a train running over a CNN reporter must have been deleted by his White House tweetsitter.

by NPRAddict August 15, 2017

Treetus

Someone who is too tall to be a fetus so they are called a tree but they are a fetus at heart

Person1:your a treetus
Person2:k

by That one ren tot November 21, 2018