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Tweet Monkey 

1. Someone who tweets more than a tweet whore. A tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. A monkey that tweets.
Leonard- Bill, you tweet so much, you're not even a tweet whore.
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey

Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?
Tweet Monkey by fatherhoey September 23, 2009
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fireside tweet 

Tweets coming from Donald trump akin the FDR's fireside chats to help American's through times of great difficulty.
That fireside tweet Trump sent today was awesome, it makes me proud to be american!
fireside tweet by Vicious43 December 28, 2016

tweet whore 

a person who constantly tweets on twitter.
stop tweeting constantly you tweet whore
tweet whore by EdBoy23 January 22, 2010

Tweet-Watcher 

A Tweet-watcher is someone who stays logged in to twitter all day but never tweets. Instead they watch to see what everyone else has to say. If someone catches their attention they may reply out of the blue.
Me: what you doing?
friend: nothin, just on twitter
Me: wait, but you havent tweeted all day
friend: yea i know
Me: damn tweet-watcher
Tweet-Watcher by biglots_2 July 29, 2011

paper tweet 

A tweet that decieves your followers into thinking you are at one place, when you are actually at another place, or doing something, having something (etc), when you are doing the opposit.
Paper tweet, off to Hawaii! (But in reality he is just staying at homes playing video games).
paper tweet by ryanwarmwater October 10, 2011

flatpancakess tweet 

Tweets with quite unexpected content, but never surprising ones, AKA pancakes0405 tweet. Most tweeted by twitter user flatpancakess but there are some instances where other people have been seen tweeting a flatpancakess tweet.
Now, this is a flatpancakess tweet.

Send Tweet 

Something you put at the end of your tweet when you're fully aware that your tweet could be a controversial opinion
"Liking ass is even grosser than liking feet send tweet"
Send Tweet by Niggaball February 1, 2020