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twat waffle

your a twat waffle
by MDOODLE March 31, 2009
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twat waffle

when a woman wears wide spaced lace without anything underneath. this creates the grated pattern on the vagina. thus making the vagina look like a waffle.
Dude 1: dude i walked in my house yesterday and christii was wearing these tights haha.

Dude 2: you mean she had a Twat Waffle hahahaha.

Dude 1: ya so i threw so syrup on it and ate that all night
by therealgfromia July 24, 2009
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twat waffle

one who is a pussy with a slight hint of homoism!!
Josh Severson, Zack Rowe and Brian Krubsack are the biggest fucking twat waffles in La Crosse.
by Travis April 21, 2004
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twat waffle

the result of a long process:

cutting off several twats, throwing them in a blender, mix in some flour, butter, milk, etc. blend it up really nice. after, pour it into a waffle maker, wait about 3 minutes, and then you have a twat waffle. excellent with man syrup.
woman-"so honey, what would youm mlike for breakfast? toast, pancakes?"

man- "actually baby, how about some twat waffles?"

woman-"SOME WHAT?!?!?!"
by unidentified midget September 16, 2007
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twat waffle

a twat that some what looks like a waffle
I was about to bang her but when i pulled her pants down i noticed she has a twat waffle
by that one dirty mexican March 19, 2010
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twat waffle

one who finds themselves being retarded, often like Integra Type Arrrgh

see also 'douche canoe'
Hey, Derek, quit being a twat waffle.
by Sports N Imports May 12, 2006
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twat waffle

a slang term started in Lacey, NJ by Kayla Horror
by Kayla April 8, 2005
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