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Twisting My Tubes

The same thing as busting someone's balls, except females don't have balls...so, they get their tubes twisted instead. Giving a girl a hard time about something, beating them down with negative comments and insults.
Yeah, I know I shouldn't have dated that crackhead cousin of yours. So you can stop twisting my tubes already, okay?

My boss has been twisting my tubes all week about missing that deadline.
by G-Nice January 22, 2011
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Twistin the Bread

When someone is making up a lame excuse like in school and the teacher stops you mid excuse, the lame excuse is known as twistin the bread. The teacher would also add to the end, "you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."
"Hey are you twistin the bread?" Mr. Curran asked incredulously, "cause if you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."
by JoeyPencils October 17, 2012
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twisting logs

"twisting logs now he live with no fear, said he listens to the gods"-knowmads (the river runs deep)
by macdizzle December 23, 2012
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Run-By toasting

The act of throwing toast at someone and running.

Tom Green-type comedy.
For halloween, me and my friend are going run-by toasting in town.

*throws toast at old man* *screams random jibberish and runs away leaving the old man and the wittnesses befuddled*
by "kilo" October 31, 2003
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Tasting the rainbow

Eating out one girl of each race.
John ate out Keisha, Hot Legs, Sandy, Ling Ling, and Maria - John is tasting the rainbow.
by 'Bow Taster October 29, 2010
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cock tasting

(n) the period of time in a woman's life where she feels the need to totally slut it up. She never actually decides to settle down with a cock- she just tastes a wide variety much like one tastes free samples at Costco.

Almost all women go through a period of cock tasting, and it's most common in females aged 18-24. If you are with a girl who claims to have not engaged in cock tasting, you should beware that it's likely coming soon.
1. "Why did you and Sally breakup?"

"Basically, she decided she wasn't finished with cock tasting."

2. "Dude, I don't understand why Emily is such a shameless whore."

"Well she's 20 and going through cock tasting. What did you expect?"
by Hank Bennet March 15, 2010
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Tasting Babies

Swallowing a thick, creamy load of semen.
Sonja is a cum whore. She loves tasting babies.
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015
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