udders twisted

when a regualry to large-breasted female starts to react in a manner that can be decrypted as an overreaction, often irritating or annoying, over a matter that is insignificant or not of the severity yhe woman is making it up to be.

Andre: “Sorry babe but I won’t make it to dinner tonight, I’m playing soggy biscuit with the boysss!!”

Female 1 *Muffled from breasts in face*: “OMG ANDRE YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU’RE SUCH A DICK LIKE WHAT THE HELL YOU ALWAYS PICK ‘the boys’ OVER ME. I’M STARTING TO THINK YOU’VE GOT A HOE ON THE SIDE. DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE DONE???!!”

Andre: “Yo shawty chill out, no need to get your udders twisted. You know its bro’s b4 hoes.”

by realandre April 4, 2023

don't get it twisted

Don't get it wrong, don't be confused about it

I just wanted to help you, don't get it twisted!

by Manù April 26, 2006

twisted

bein high and drunk at tha same time

this nigga is twisted he took a few 40's and some j's

by Griff July 1, 2004

TwistedX

God of the internet.

You try to act like your TwistedX

by Logan Ingham October 23, 2003

Tiffany twisted

Means 'extremely materialistic'. Refers to the Tiffany Twist line of jewelry, produced by Tiffany & Co; and utilises the popular expression, 'twisted mind'.

"Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes bends", from 'Hotel California' by the Eagles

by Almighty Dreadlock May 7, 2016

cross twisted

Being intoxicated by three concentrated substances at any given time. Most commonly Cannabis, Ethanol, and MDMA (ecstasy).

Efra took 27 shots and 4 hits of weed, but someone slipped 2 pills of ecstasy into his drink. He was cross twisted af.

by Hi it's v August 14, 2014

Twisted Testiphobia

The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.

"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."

"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."

by Teste-monial March 2, 2011