double tasking

when you are doing two things at one time.

I am reading and cooking at the same time. Basically I am double tasking.

by beaksalicious101 August 18, 2014

mo' tussin

v. To make a bottled liquid last longer by adding water and shaking the bottle, thereby collecting the residue from the sides of the bottle. From the 1999 Chris Rock Comedy special, "Bigger and Blacker," in which Rock explained his father's views on the healing power of Robitussin cough syrup and what to do if you run out of tussin.

1) Orig. Quote: "And if you bout to run out? Put water in it, shake it up, mo' Tussin!"

2) "Are you sure we're out of cough syrup? Did you mo' tussin it?"

by someone stole my screen name December 29, 2007

Multi-tasking

Juggling far too many tasks at the same time, half of which are light years away from your job description, because your boss is too much of a tight-arse to recruit properly, despite picking up a certain percentage of his salary precisely for recruiting and managing his own personnel.

The boss had me multi-tasking on PR, corporate relations, synergy management and copy-pasting all at once!

by Synergies February 18, 2011

Tasking

When someone requests you to do a task and you ask them so many questions about how to do the task that by the time they've shown you how to do the task they've finished the task for you.

My Mom was trying to teach me how to do the washing so I kept tasking her on how to do it until she finished the job for me.

by le_cock June 19, 2018

Tucking in my shirt

When Rudy Giuliani placed both his hands around his genitals while laying on his back in a private hotel room with a woman playing a 15 year old but not that time he was at Jeffrey Epstein’s post jail release party.

Don’t believe you’re lying eyes! I was tucking in my shirt!

by Zoo station October 21, 2020

Tucking in his shirt

Masturbating

Rudy Giuliani was just tucking in his shirt while lying on a hotel bed.

by ITSCSD October 21, 2020

tuskaneer

Man who knows EVERYTHING. An absolute intellectual with no need for a woman in his life. Not even gay, just smart. Completely independent you’d probably envy him. Rly attractive even though he probably would give you herpes. But this is only because he sleeps around by getting the most gorgeous girls with his looks. That totally contradicted itself, but tuskaneers are like that.

Ben Shapiro: ugh my wife won’t sleep with me!
Tuskaneer: Lol rly I just piped her last night.
Ben: wtf man I though we were friends!
Tuskaneer: Whatever, I’m totally independent. Got her with my smarts. 7.5/10 body.

by deadbeatdad#3 November 4, 2020