tuskaneer

Man who knows EVERYTHING. An absolute intellectual with no need for a woman in his life. Not even gay, just smart. Completely independent you’d probably envy him. Rly attractive even though he probably would give you herpes. But this is only because he sleeps around by getting the most gorgeous girls with his looks. That totally contradicted itself, but tuskaneers are like that.

Ben Shapiro: ugh my wife won’t sleep with me!
Tuskaneer: Lol rly I just piped her last night.
Ben: wtf man I though we were friends!
Tuskaneer: Whatever, I’m totally independent. Got her with my smarts. 7.5/10 body.

by deadbeatdad#3 November 4, 2020

Tuscan Busride

When a bunch of gay males have anal sex forming a conected circle

"Hey Don, wanna call up some buddies and get a Tuscan Busride going?"

by marcus oneil December 26, 2007

Tuscany

The most perfect mix of art, history, culture, wisdom, enviroment, peace, beauty, sharpness, anathema, contradictions, arrogance, minds ever made in the entire world

Tuscany was the first country in the world to suppress death penalty and torture. It was 1786 and still going on.

by Sbirro November 21, 2004

Tuscan Mule

Tuscan Mule: (Eng. 20th Cent.) - A chain of sexual moves beginning with a butt fuck followed by a blow job with full inversion of bodily fluids. Basically you are BF'ing you special lady friend and cop a pull out like you are going to blow the load, switch ends for the BJ and pull a fluid inversion, instead of spunk she gets piss, and the exclamation point is the up-the-nose-shot for that jumped in the pool with the acidity of piss in the sinus burn. If she comes back for more, you got a keeper.

Dude, that chick got wasted at the party, and Phil and Wes both pulled Tuscan Mules on her. She needed 4 rolls of paper towels and a pressure washer to clean up.

by Wing Commander November 30, 2005

Tusken Raider

When performing sex with a condom, flipping the receiver around forward, pulling the condom off, and spewing semen into their eyes. While they are confused and blinded, stretch the condom above your head proudly making noises like those of the Tusken Raiders in Star Wars.

Bitch was giving me lip about the lost droids, so I took her to Toshi Station and Tusken Raidered her.

by 4th floor SCHC December 9, 2010

tuskarama

A Tuskarama is the act of chuffing upon one's tusk. Commonly practiced by a Dickmond or a Bradwank

Hi Dickmond, fancy a little Tuskarama action?

by Helmet Oil August 21, 2006

Tuscan Sunglasses

The action of draping ones scrotum over the bridge of the nose of the recipient, so the testes are shielding the eyeballs. Best used when said recipient is sleeping.

My cousin in law used Tuscan Sunglasses to shield his wife from evil dreams.

by goodat March 18, 2010