Tuscaloosa Beefwrap 

When a man wraps his flaccid weiner around another man's hard weiner and jacks him off with it to completion.

Jaccob tried to give Paddy a Tuscaloosa Beefwrap, but he couldn't finish without getting an erection himself.

Tuscaloosa Beefwrap by luckypork July 15, 2011

Tuscaloosa Timebomb 

Involves eating 6 Taco Bell beef and bean burritos and going commando and see how long you can last with out shitting

It wasn’t very much of a Tuscaloosa Timebomb because I shat after 10 minutes.

Tuscaloosa Timebomb by Chefondvd September 4, 2019

Tuscaloosa Telescope 

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

Tuscaloosa Telescope by CocoSantango July 26, 2014

Tuscaloosa Tightrope 

The act of engaging in intercourse with a foley catheter in place.

Patient: “Hey doc, can I still slam the ol’ lady with this thing in my dick?”

Doctor: “Oh, you mean a Tuscaloosa Tightrope? Aaaaaaabsolutely.”

Tuscaloosa Tightrope by LynchVegas August 23, 2019

Tuscaloosa county high school

Tuscaloosa County high school- a school in Tuscaloosa alabama filled with nicotine addicted people. The school with the most whores.

*Sees a person vaping*
Oh you must go to tuscaloosa county high school!

Tuscaloosa county high school by Nibba little February 26, 2020

tuscaloosa dumpling

when you educate your son on the birds and the bees, then take him to a strip club and buy a private dance... aka make em fuck a stripper

earl took ol rusty to get him his tuscaloosa dumpling, they sure grow up fast!

tuscaloosa dumpling by bigmanmoto December 17, 2008

tuscaloosa casserole 

When the starting line up of the crimson tide does a "human centipede" with their penis', shits on each other and dumps a can of cream corn on the person in front of them while Nick Saban tells stories of his childhood on the mississippi river with Kanye West.

I heard alabama is going to do a tuscaloosa casserole as the halftime show at the national championship this year!

tuscaloosa casserole by plsdontjudgekek November 30, 2016