turntablist

One who uses the turntables in the spirit of an instrument; whereas ordinary DJ's simply stand there and play two records, a turntablist scratches and manipulates his vinyl, and supplements it with breakbeats and samples.

DJ Premier, Alchemist, and Eric Barrier are all examples of true turntablists.

by Marxist April 11, 2004

How the turntables

A famous misquote by michael scott, describing instant karma.

"Well, well, well... How the turntables have . . . turned''

by lildudefly February 18, 2019

turntablist

A person who uses the phonograph as a musical instrument in any form or style of music ! Created in the fall of "94" THE REAL CREATER TURNTABLIST DJ.DISK

A turntablist uses one turntable and one mixer to cause a musical skratch fusion ! !

by Turntablist INFORMER September 30, 2007

malaysian turntable

(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.

Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."

by DefinitionWarz October 3, 2006

Turntablist

Also known as a "wordDJ/word", The turntablist is a DJ who strictly Scratches, meaning he manipulates the records live in order to make new songs. His art form is know as "word Turntablism/word.

"DJ Q-Bert, Mix Master Mike and DJ Fizix are all Turablists."

by FiZiX August 7, 2003

torontarded

...it ably sums up the mentality of so much of the population of Toronto.

Many people living in Toronto Ontario are "torontarded" A few cms of snow is a "major storm", where people forget how to drive in the snow, drive into the back of each other's cars, and complain when the temperature dips below -10.

by Amanda Jan January 4, 2008

Turntables

noun - When a male is giving anal to a female while she is sitting on top of him. The male then grasps her firmly by the ass cheeks and spins her around his erect penis.

Guy #1 - Yo, so me and my gf were totally spinning turntables last night.
Guy #2 - Yeee son, you hit that ass!
Guy #3- Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' errywhere!

by KuhwallaKanoopi May 1, 2010