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malaysian turntable

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(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.
Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."
by DefinitionWarz October 3, 2006
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Turntablist

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Also known as a "wordDJ/word", The turntablist is a DJ who strictly Scratches, meaning he manipulates the records live in order to make new songs. His art form is know as "word Turntablism/word.
"DJ Q-Bert, Mix Master Mike and DJ Fizix are all Turablists."
by FiZiX August 7, 2003
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noun - When a male is giving anal to a female while she is sitting on top of him. The male then grasps her firmly by the ass cheeks and spins her around his erect penis.
Guy #1 - Yo, so me and my gf were totally spinning turntables last night.
Guy #2 - Yeee son, you hit that ass!
Guy #3- Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' errywhere!
by KuhwallaKanoopi May 1, 2010
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A Social networking site based around people adding and playing tracks for a crowd of people. Site consists mostly of EDM but there are other rooms that also cater to different genre's as well

Although the site is still in beta it has a crowd that is increasing exponentially as of today.

There are crews that one can join to have a show for a tuned audience one of the First crews out there is (BC) = Bear Crew
which is representative of the Bear avatar that is on the site. The originators of the crew as as follows

(BC) LawDawg
(BC) NESoid
(BC) Boomtastic

Honorary members:
Microfone Assassin
turntable.fm is soo cooo
by NESoid August 1, 2011
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Team Turntables

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The best Twitter group made by the best Twitter friend, RqinbowDerp!
Team Turntables is the best, keep it growing Derp!
by Red Strike November 16, 2020
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“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z
Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.

Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father

Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU

Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards
by FeatherinThemJeans October 12, 2021
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organic turntable

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Slang term for female sexual organs. When a female masturbates it looks like she is spinning a turn table, except this time it's organic. From Dane Cook
w00t! I was walking upstairs to dictblock my friend and walked in on his 1337 spinning her organic turntable!
by di6 December 9, 2007
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