Turdle 

Playing Wordle on the toilet.

After lunch, I often enjoy a nice restroom break at work by taking a 15 minute Turdle.

Turdle by Chuckster4 November 8, 2022

Turdle 

someone who writes in all lower case for no reason

Jaia is a turdle

Turdle by Da bobos July 28, 2023

Turdle head 

It’s like the highest peak of a mountain, but in turd form. When you are about to shit yourself because the turd is so close to coming out.

Bro, I have a massive turdle head!

Turdle head by Fartmaster101 June 9, 2018

Turdle Dove 

The act of being an extreme turd. Being lazy and trashy. Unproductive. Worthless

I can see you haven't gotten off the couch today Turdle Dove

Turdle Dove by dddangerrr January 7, 2010

TURDle wax 

Get a girl naked..preferably one you dislike. Have her lie naked on the bed face down. Tell her you have to use the bathroom. While in the bathroom, shit just far enough out of your ass so the shit hangs a good couple inches. When you come out of the bathroom run and slide across her back like you would across the hood of a car.

I saw this Bitch i hated. So I decided to TURDle wax her!

TURDle wax by allen bak February 22, 2008

turdle poking 

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.

I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .

turdle poking by coopnuts August 7, 2012

Turdle Peek-a-Boo 

A game that is best played while mildly constipated. To play, you must bend over in front of a person's face. With your anus muscles, push out just enough to reveal the end of a turd. The person behind you must say "peek a boo!" and push the turd back in with either their tongue or finger. Afterwards, it's their turn. The first person to either fart or accidentally drop the turd out of their anus, loses. If you quit due to anal pain, you also lose.

After we had a fulfilling meal, my wife and I decided to play Turdle Peek-a-Boo in the shower. I lost when I accidentally blew my wind on her face.

Turdle Peek-a-Boo by DownFromTheSky27 October 15, 2014