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Tumbletard

One who says things that are retarded on Tumblr. Usually in reference to the LGBTQ community. They are known for calling people misogynistic, racist, sexist, and other such discriminatory adjectives.
I went on Tumblr and said I'm new here. I said I'm a white Christian straight male, and i received hundreds of hate comments calling me a rapist, sexist, racist, misogynistic bigot. The commenters were all tumbletards.
by Possibly cringe August 14, 2016
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Midnight Tumbler

A girl is sleeping...It turns 12:00AM, you give the girl a motor boat to her boobs.
As I approached midnight, my girl was out like a light, so i gave her the "midnight tumbler".
by Mike Ferraro and Tom Leahy December 10, 2008
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Topeka tumbler

When your shit is so long, it falls the opposite way and as it is falling it grazes the bottom of your ball sack
Bro after that Chipotle, I had my first Topeka tumbler on the shitter last night.
by SirJZ28 June 23, 2015
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Twinkie tumbler

a twinkie tumbler is a lonely desperate man, with no standards, who will penetrate up to a half ton of fat attached to a vagina with his cream filled twinkie.
by Spartn March 25, 2010
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Rumble Tumbler

A large bee that can be heard from yards away that flies toward you in a drunken manner.
The Rumbling usually causes mass paranoia which paralyzes it's prey.

After the prey is subdued, it tumbles towards it in a circular motion to feast on it's kill.

Rumble Tumbler's are the "Lone Wolf" of the bee family, known for going rouge and slaughtering anything in it's path.
"Watch out for that rumbletumbler, it's all shit-faced and flying right at you."
"I can feel the roar of the wild rumble tumbler"
by Larzun I May 23, 2013
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Taiwanese Tumbler

The act of giving fellatio with a mouth full of squishy tapioca pearls.

"Taiwanese," because the Taiwanese invented bubble tea, a world-famous iced tea drink containing tapioca pearls.
"Tumbler," because the motion of the small blobs in one's mouth evokes the rock tumbler, a device for polishing pebbles.
Malika - "So you gave Titus the old 'Taiwanese Tumbler?'"
Peggy - "Hell yeah! I had so many of those thingies in my mouth that I looked like a chipmunk!"
by Epic Tetus March 3, 2015
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tumbler

Someone who goes on Tumblr. Not a Tumblrer, but a tumbler.
Sally: I love going on facebook!
Molly: As a tumbler, I hate facebook.
by inyermomspants May 21, 2011
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