Advanced Corpse Tumor 

Most intense fucking song ever written. It's by a technical death metal band from Germany called Necrophagist.

The solo in it sounds so fuckin' sweet, it's like classical music on the guitar. Muhammad is one insane motherfucker.

Metallica Fan: OMFG, The solo in ONE is the most orgasmic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause Kirk is so fucking awesome and good at the guitar I just had an extreme case of fan-jizz

Me: Bullshit, listen to this *shows him Advanced Corpse Tumor*

Metallica Fan: OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING *cries in corner*

Advanced Corpse Tumor by Muhammad Fucking Suicmez bitch August 11, 2010

Tuberculosis

Its almost lung cancer, in the anime Rootin Tootin Cowboy Shootin 2, the main character Artur FUCKING DIES FROM IT. But don't worry, Dutch ALLWAYS has a plan.

Dutch: ARTUR!
Artur: *FUCKING STARTS COUGHING BLOOD* what now?
Dutch: t a h i t i
This is what Tuberculosis is.

Tuberculosis by MyrightSaggyNut May 10, 2021

Tudor 

The definition of perfect.The best at everything.Can do what ever he wants to do.

You are very good.But not a Tudor!

Tudor by TheCoolGuy404 February 9, 2020

tubolard 

Tubolard is what you call someone really fat. It's a combination of Tub-of-lard

Maddy:Your a tubolard Jeff
Jeff: It's realaxed muscle!

tubolard by waitandbleed September 20, 2005

Tudor 

Someone who is immune to punches but defeated by tickles. If you were to stab Tudor in the stomach with a ruler, your ruler would break.
...Trust me.

Tudor is too good.

Tudor by cumulonimbuscat October 28, 2014

tubar 

"turded up beyond all recognition"

derived from the military, "fubar"

my uncle louie got tubar'd last saturday by a fleetline bus.

tubar by ken power September 5, 2007

Uku Tuber 

refering to the trends on the popular website: youtube. a whole collection of people have taken up the ukulele and started playing it in their videos

vlogger A: "Julia Nunes! shes my favorite uku tuber."
vlogger B: "yeah, have you heard her rendition of First Day Of My Life? what a classic."

Uku Tuber by baritone uker. January 19, 2009