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Trumpkin 

When Donald J. Trump gets a “sloppy” blumpkin from Ivanka. He must be eating McDonald’s during and before for at least 24 hours. He must be sitting on a golden toilet. He must have Billy Corgan’s band legally changed to the name of The Smashing Blumpkins. He then has to get billy corgan over to wrestle a crocodile While singing “ despite all my rage I Still love Faceoff with Nicholas Cage“.

After Trump has 36 trumpkins bequeathed to him, hologram ODB will run for President.

This is the official Trumpkin definition as learned from any degree in Shamanism from Trump University.
“ I was listening to the news and looks like he’s at Trumpkin #35. IBM is almost done coding ODB as a hologram. I’m pretty sure he’s gonna legalize medical PcP again”.

Friend : “ no shit. If he doesn’t ODB will”.

Trumpenfreude 

The glee or satisfaction experienced by Democrats watching the Republican Party slit it's own throat. Coined by columnist Paul Krugman, 12/28/15.
When the leading republican candidate insulted American POWs, I felt a rush of Trumpenfreude.
Trumpenfreude by dilillo fan April 8, 2016

Trumppence

An unmitigated disaster that was entirely preventable given adequate preparation.
Sarcastically: "That event was but a mere trumppence."
Trumppence by opticron November 10, 2016

Trumpkin 

Trumpkin: A supporter of Donald Trump. Origin: Trump + bumpkin.
Trumpkin by Rascalkr June 4, 2018

Country Trumpkin

An ignorant redneck from a blood red state, that supports Trump only to justify his/her prejudice and racism.
It's amazing how many country Trumpkins will hurt themselves by supporting him.
Country Trumpkin by Alerick February 1, 2017

Trumpence 

Trumpence - The feeling one gets when a large stranger farts violently in your close vicinity but the inevitable smell has yet to reach your nostrils.
"ugh, that fatty just did an epic fart.."
"Yes Jonny.. We're in trumpence..."
Trumpence by JasminGracie December 8, 2016