trumpet

The instrument that makes the player of it think they're better than everyone else.

I play trumpet, i'm better than you.

by chippls February 15, 2018

trumpet

Usually played by a cocky person who thinks he is the best and that his instrument is also....even though it only has three keys and sounds like an elephant.

Trumpet Player: "Hey I'm the best and so is the trumpet."
reg. person: "uhhh dude what did u do to you're car? The only thing that still works is the horn."

by clarinetist September 19, 2003

trumpet

An instrument played by the cockiest of band members. Those who play the trumpet tend to think they are the gods of the band.

That arrogant bastard is such a trumpet.

by euphoniumshadow19 March 11, 2009

trumpet

Played by pompousjerks who believe they are superior to their fellow band members. Very rarely played correctly and very often blasted. The only time trumpet players get any action is at band camp.

"What's this song supposed to be? I don't hear anything but noise..."
"Yeah, that band has way too many trumpets."

by trumpet hater August 10, 2005

trumpet

Usually a very loud abnoxious instrument. Usually the conductor or band director will play one; probably because it's way louder than the rest of the instruments.

"What comes after a conductors cut-off? A trumpet solo!"
"Who is that abnoxious girl? Oh thats the trumpet player."

by Briittaanyyy December 28, 2005

trumpet

A nickname given to one who regularly participates in gay sex with their employers. Sometimes, they may take it to extreme levels, resulting in giving a rusty trombone or a strawberry shortcake to their unfortunate bum loving boss.

Adrian: Do you want to come over to my place tonight?
Trumpet: Yes definately!
Adrian: Don't give me another strawberry shortcake, it really hurt last time!

by mr z September 23, 2008

trumpet

1. noun. a joint rolled skinny at the blunt, blossoming wide and conical at the end.

This trumpet's big enough for both of us, let's share it.

by Ryan Paine February 8, 2008