The most amazing, awesome, beautiful, bad-ass, breathtaking instrument ever to be obtained by us from the Gods themselves.
Those who possess the ability to produce a beastly sound from this sacred metal instrument shalt be forever known as demi-gods, and shall be worshiped by all others who do not possess such abilities. (especially string players)
Trumpet Player: 'I play the trumpet'.
String Player: 'omg i'm not worthy!' *bows*
by A DEMI GOD June 12, 2012
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In Scotland, a trumpet is an idiot/arsehole/dick. You can use trumpet in an offensive and friendly context.
Offensive: "Hey you ya fuckin trumpet - whit the fuck ur you daein?"

Friendly: "Yu're such a trumpet man!"
by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004
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adj. Activity, project etc. that has the blessing of the President and is therefore usually odd or morally suspect.

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Is building a wall between you and the world still your trumpet project?

And my dream.
by gnostic3 December 12, 2016
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A loud mouth Trump supporter that is so smitten with Trump that they will believe anything he says and repeat it to everyone they come across.

His 26% support base that would still elect him if he shot someone on 5th Ave. Basically every white supremacist, KKK, Neo Nazi or any fucking idiot in America.
David: Hey Joe, did you see what Trump just Did?
Joe: Yeah, he just launched NUKES at North Korea, England and Germany.
David: I know, isn't it fucking awesome? We finally have a President that will put America first.
Joe: You stupid fuck, he just started World War III !!!!
David: That's awesome though, because we did it first.
Joe: OMG, YOU'RE A FUCKING "TRUMPET"!!!!!
by MrAwesome1014 October 12, 2017
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A super hard ass brass instrument that is mastered by only the greatest musicians.(duck, holden, michael, etc.minus kennan) No matter what you other fat fucker band geeks have to say.
Duck, Holden, and michael rock out the trumpet in class while kennan fucks everything up.
by Holden Smith December 2, 2006
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A feeble instrument played by people with huge egos that are usually short and or want attention. Somtimes thought of as the loudest instrument, but is actually scientifically proven to be quieter than a trombone, it's just higher, so the human ear picks it up easier. In reality, I, being a trombone player, can outplay the entire woodwind section of my band or about 3 trumpets. However, I don't, because I'm not a self-centered a-hole that things his instrument is awesome.
One trombone player is capable of outplaying(scientifically proven):4 french horns, 40 clarinets, 3 trumpets, 7 tubas.

If low brass stop supporting trumpet players with harmony and backround, the trumpets sound like shit. You people are part of the band too.
by Booooooooooob October 27, 2007
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The instrument that makes the player of it think they're better than everyone else.
by chippls February 14, 2018
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