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(noun) a fanatical follower of Donald J. Trump and his campaign for president. Typically irrational, always biased. Trumpanzee is a compound word borrowing from his name and the common wild chimpanzee. Trumpanzees will often be reduced to primitive mob behavior seen among troops of chimpanzees in their natural habitat. When challenged they will group together howling and shrieking. When that doesn't chase off the subject the Trumpanzees will coordinate attacks with one flank advancing while the other flank flings copious amounts of fresh poo. Rain gear, boots, gloves and a full face shield should be worn when venturing into a Trumpanzee enclosure.
Rational person #1: So I hear Donald Trump is holding a rally downtown tonight.
Rational person #2: Yeah, the streets will be teeming with Trumpanzees by 8 o'clock.
Trumpanzee streaking past: Trump!Trump!Trump!USA!USA! You're a fuckin liberal! TrumpTrumpTrump!
Rational person #2: See?

Rational person #1: Mhm.
by johnoneillnyc May 30, 2016
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Trumpanzee

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An ignorant Donald Trump Supporter. A Portmanteau, of the words Trump and Chimpanzee used to ridicule Trump supporters.
You love Trump? You ignorant Trumpanzee!
by Manolo Cartegeña March 25, 2017
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Trumpanzee

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1: Trump supporter/follower. 2: a conservative person who embodies the worst traits of humanity.
The Trumpanzees are running the monkey house now.
by Frobisher Preen December 17, 2020
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Trumpantics

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There he goes again with his Trumpantics - stop the voting (counting), I have won already but let Nevada keep on counting.
by Inspired_by_Shari_@Kai November 4, 2020
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Trumpanitis Syndrome

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A mental illness syndrome prominent in the subspecies Stupido Eructus, commonly known as Republicans, altering one's ability to comprehend basic civil concepts, often resulting in a blind following of the Stupido Erectus Primus, Donald Trump. Symptoms may be incoherent stupidity, opinion evidence over factual evidence, homophobic, xenophobic and Islamophobic concepts, abhorrence, blatant obliviousness, gluttony, and other symptoms. The only known cures are The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, and basically anything other than Fox News.
"I think I might be down with Trumpanitis Syndrome! I mean, who wants Muslim immigrants?" "Dude, you need to go and get some Washington Post. Your mind's been corrupted."
by Llama66 June 27, 2018
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Trumpathetic

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/trəmp-pəˈTHedik/

Adjective.

Needing an inappropriate amount praise for a poor attempt at a given goal.
"The president and his supporters are such a trumpathetic group of individuals."
by Birdguy923 February 17, 2019
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trumpanese

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The oft wrong words used by Donald Trump.
Donny was speaking trumpanese again today when he said oranges instead of origins and hamberder instead of hamburger.
by Smammon April 11, 2019
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