/trōl-step/
verb
VERB: To act out a pre-determined plan, only to intentionally change the last part without telling anyone.
verb
VERB: To act out a pre-determined plan, only to intentionally change the last part without telling anyone.
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No, I'm informed and sane. You *aren't*. So go talk to someone else about supporting Nazis and terrorizing immigrants and voting for pedophiles and whatever the hell else you do in your worthless spare time, and stay out of my feed, trollboy.
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*noun*
A person who constantly jumps from one interest or activity to another without sustained focus, like a trolley moving between different stops. They become temporarily obsessed with each new thing until something else catches their attention, creating an endless cycle of short-lived enthusiasms. Once someone becomes a trolloy for an extended period, they essentially downgrade to NPC status in life - moving through the world on autopilot without genuine agency or self-awareness. Their consciousness is questionable as they never realize they're trapped in a cycle of doomscrolling and chasing shiny objects, mistaking reactivity for living.
*The Cure:* The only known remedy for trolloy syndrome is the practice of "still time" - closing your eyes for 1-10 minutes daily to think about absolutely nothing. Begin with just 1 minute and gradually extend to 10-30 minutes. This practice helps restore consciousness and agency by breaking the cycle of constant stimulation. It's basically meditation without all the spiritual associations or fancy terminology - just you and your thoughts, reconnecting with your actual desires rather than chasing the next distraction.
*noun*
A person who constantly jumps from one interest or activity to another without sustained focus, like a trolley moving between different stops. They become temporarily obsessed with each new thing until something else catches their attention, creating an endless cycle of short-lived enthusiasms. Once someone becomes a trolloy for an extended period, they essentially downgrade to NPC status in life - moving through the world on autopilot without genuine agency or self-awareness. Their consciousness is questionable as they never realize they're trapped in a cycle of doomscrolling and chasing shiny objects, mistaking reactivity for living.
*The Cure:* The only known remedy for trolloy syndrome is the practice of "still time" - closing your eyes for 1-10 minutes daily to think about absolutely nothing. Begin with just 1 minute and gradually extend to 10-30 minutes. This practice helps restore consciousness and agency by breaking the cycle of constant stimulation. It's basically meditation without all the spiritual associations or fancy terminology - just you and your thoughts, reconnecting with your actual desires rather than chasing the next distraction.
*Example 1:* "Don't bother inviting Mark to join the band long-term, he's such a trolloy. Last month he was all about rock climbing, this month it's pottery, and next month it'll be something completely different."
*Example 2:* "Jessica has been a trolloy for years now - she bought all that expensive photography equipment, then abandoned it for cooking classes, then home brewing, then crypto. She doesn't even see the pattern or how much money she's wasting."
*Example 3:* "The whole office is full of trolloys just moving from one trending topic to another. Yesterday they were all obsessed with that new Netflix show, today it's some TikTok dance, tomorrow who knows? None of them seem to have any real interests of their own."
*Example 2:* "Jessica has been a trolloy for years now - she bought all that expensive photography equipment, then abandoned it for cooking classes, then home brewing, then crypto. She doesn't even see the pattern or how much money she's wasting."
*Example 3:* "The whole office is full of trolloys just moving from one trending topic to another. Yesterday they were all obsessed with that new Netflix show, today it's some TikTok dance, tomorrow who knows? None of them seem to have any real interests of their own."
by Itsmurat March 9, 2025
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Bro #1: Bro, do you want to prank our rival team before the big game?
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.
Bro #1: That's wise bro.
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.
Bro #1: That's wise bro.
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