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troglodite

Holy troglodite batman, it's you!
by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003
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troglodite

piss poor and without a hope in the world, these subterranean creatures of the night are usually unsightly and unkempt, always looking for cheap poon, and can't speak in an intelligible manner.
get wawy from me, troglodite!
by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003
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Parasitic Troglodyte

A repulsive, grotesque person of the male species. One who specializes at repelling females, and making people around them vomit uncontrollably. Usually smells like the inside of a hobo's butt, or two skunks fighting over some mushy poop.
Adam, Charlie, and Matt just walked in and everyone started puking. They are hideous and they stink, what a bunch or parasitic troglodytes.
by smallandwimpy November 4, 2011
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Troglodyte

A member of a primitive race or tribe of cave people, who can be found congregating in large numbers at Noir Bar Weybridge every Friday or Saturday night.
Nah...full of Troglodytes mate...sick of it
by ooo the? March 29, 2011
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trogladite

From the prehistoric insects that lived in caves, troglodite is someone who is "out of it," or not "up" on pop culture.
He's such a trogladite; he hasn't even seen the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.
by Collectiboy January 13, 2006
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Troglodickery

"Troglodickery" - The practice, by People of a Certain Age, of proudly wielding the willful ignorance of and refusal to remain abreast of technology as some sort of Badge of Justified Incompetence...until their technology no longer supports them. Then, BLAMING THE TECHNOLOGY and coming to those who've remained Current, demanding immediate resolution of the preventable problems they have effectively invited into their lives.

Troglodick
Troglodickery: "I was just too dumb to figure out how to work my Apple laptop, so I returned it. Now I can't get my Vaio PC to talk to my TV and play my iTunes and iPhoto. Tell me how to fix that! I have people coming over, tonight."
by SilverfoxKO June 21, 2014
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Troglidite

A person who has a negative IQ or if they are disgusting
Them: *shits all over stall* OoOh BiG PoOpOo
Me: you disgusting fucking Troglidite
by Pasta_Bandit September 21, 2019
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