A person who plays the video game Europa Universalis for multiple hours a day and brags about/believes it increases their intelligence and takes priority over other obligations of life, such a s social interaction or education.
"Jesus, 10 hours a day! Does he have time for schoolwork?"
"He doesn't need education, see how quickly he took over Eurasia?! This Europa Troglodyte is sure to get into Yale with these insane skills!"
"He doesn't need education, see how quickly he took over Eurasia?! This Europa Troglodyte is sure to get into Yale with these insane skills!"
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piss poor and without a hope in the world, these subterranean creatures of the night are usually unsightly and unkempt, always looking for cheap poon, and can't speak in an intelligible manner.
by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003
Get the troglodite mug.A repulsive, grotesque person of the male species. One who specializes at repelling females, and making people around them vomit uncontrollably. Usually smells like the inside of a hobo's butt, or two skunks fighting over some mushy poop.
Adam, Charlie, and Matt just walked in and everyone started puking. They are hideous and they stink, what a bunch or parasitic troglodytes.
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Get the Troglodyte mug.Usually identifies a homely young lady of questionable morals, whose favor may be easy to come by, most commonly for the price of a can of red stripe.
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