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torch test

Applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom of the breasts in a low lit room; results of the test demonstrate whether or not breasts are enhanced by way of implants (ie silicone, saline, etc). This is not a pass / fail test per se as the results of either outcome are delightful. This test may involve female - male, female -female, or multiple combinations and is especially exciting when electrical tape is used to create boob-o-lanterns with the breasts.
Last night we had a few friends over and after dinner had some good ole fashioned fun placing bets on who was "lights on" versus "lights off" in the topless torch test.
by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017
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Never Pass Your Torch

A phrase coined in 2020 to retaliate against ageism in society in the context that older people need to retire and let go of leadership or fame.
She told her older more experienced coworker to “never pass your torch” to the younger tech savvy employee.
by Bandana6 September 5, 2023
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Norwegian Torchblower

Right before ejaculation you cover your penis in wax and alcohol, set it on fire, and jizz in her face. Word.
Charlie got arrested for pulling off a Norwegian torchblower.
by Bohn Kwii Kwii October 26, 2010
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safety torch

a torch used for protection against monsters
OMG theres a monster!! Grab the safety torch!
by tobybuscus December 18, 2011
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Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks
I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.
by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009
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Torch Queen

A Torch Queen is a homosexual characterized by dramatic hand gestures with cigarette in hand, and frequently results in the burning of persons and property. Normally sighted in gay bars.
If you see that Torch Queen Tony is a club be sure to keep your distance or she will be sure to torch you or your clothing.
by INXS August 19, 2013
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Torchthebridge

A message board that was created after Gabe from Penny-Arcade deleted the forums when someone referred to his girlfriend (now, wife) as being fat. After a move to EZBoards, SpookyMikal and Oknark banded together in a hilarious show of emo to create a message board that is now known as Torchthebridge, or TTB
Did you see the post on Torchthebridge? the PSP is $350!
by Tezkah October 9, 2004
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