OC Transpwned

The day oc transpo went on strike pwning every resident of Ottawa.

I have to walk 2 hours to work becasue I got OC transpwned.

by Chris Davey January 22, 2009

Transportation Narcolepsy

The act of falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.

Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.

by scooterams July 29, 2008

transposer

A guy with tendencies toward wearing feminine clothes and/or makeup, but stopping short of a full-fledged transvestite or transexual. E.g. sporting guyliner, lipstick, excessive jewelry, female hairdos, and wearing overly tight shirts and women's black jeans. Usually this is just done for attention, rather than to signify sexual preference. Most common among rock singers.

Pete Wentz, Brandon Flowers, and the "Leave Britney Alone" guy are transposers.

by Ben Frey November 5, 2007

Patient Transport

Hospital workers who are under appreciated that transport patients through out the hospital.These people are awesome and randomly break out into song, occasionally...

5th Floor: Telecom can you page some awesome people that randomly break out into song, occasionally...?
Telecom: Oh you mean Patient Transport?
5th Floor: 10-4

by LJNSLM March 11, 2012

proletariat transportation

in all North American cities and towns ( except Montreal, Toronto, Boston, NYC and San Francisco- suburbs not included), an offensive term for the public transit (bus, metro, tram, etc.) system

The reason the 5 cities mentioned above are excluded from the definition of proletariat transportation is because they have a well developed, in North American standards, public transit system.

by Sexydimma February 21, 2015

Transportainment

Buying a car, motorcycle or similar vehicle because you hope it will be more fun than your usual daily driver.

That 1962 Alfa Romeo is good for transportainment, but not so great for getting to work in the snow.

by Rusharoundandaround July 9, 2018

Public Transportation Karma

The equilibrium phenomenon that occurs when someone is constantly either late or early for catching their bus/train/subway/metro. On subsequent journeys, there will eventually be a balancing between earliness/lateness. It all evens out in the end.

Damn, I missed my bus by one minute! Well at least the laws of public transportation karma state that I'll get there in the nick of time on another day in order to make up for this

by Mitchelnext April 1, 2011