Traffic Lights

A game played with a doobie with many variations - the most common being where each person takes 3 tokes without exhaling and passes it on, then takes 2 tokes when the joint next reaches them (without exhaling), and then takes 1 (often large) toke before exhaling.

guy 1: dude... traffic lights?

guy 2: sure. pass the doobie.

guy 3: blaaaargh.

by GuitarDave January 14, 2008

Traffic lighting

Traffic lighting (use emojis)

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When somebody has been more than idiotic or dumb you use Traffic lighting

by Andy_Connor March 17, 2020

croydon traffic lights

Traffic lights which are timed to be green for about 3 minutes in the direction where there is no traffic and to be green for 10 seconds in the direction where traffic is tailed back for half a mile

I was well late getting to work yesterday; I ran into five different sets of Croydon traffic lights

by garry gobshite June 11, 2010

back of the traffic lights

You get these from somebody when they wanna know your going the wrong way with it and need to turn around. Basically it means they aren't tolerating what your doing and have a problem with it

Jimmy: Hey girl you lookin good what's your name?

Cindy: Why you wanna know that?

Jimmy: Cmon lets get to know each other?

Cindy: Why?

Jimmy: Fuck you you difficult ass bitch

(2 hours later)

Jimmy: I failed at talkin to this girl earlier

Timmy: She gave you the back of the traffic lights?

Jimmy: Yea I'm so pissed

by OpticalEpilepsy June 6, 2010

Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green

Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020