Eau De Toilette

(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?

stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.

smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.

by lolicakes April 9, 2011

Toolette

A woman who uses her body or withholds sex as a form of revenge or manipulation against men. As a result, she ends up making herself into an object.

Jack has been dating Jill for two months and she still won't have sex with him after all the time, money, and effort he has put into the relationship.

Jack needs to drop that bitch-ass Toolette like a bad habit and get laid.

by c--dub October 13, 2009

toyletted

Transforming a forum thread into a repository for toying

Another forums.eHacked.com thread into a toyletted in a PostWhore's heartbeat.

by damondrone March 10, 2005

Toolette

A female version of a "tool", one who does something that makes you say "why did you do that?"

I can't believe Shawna did something like that, she is a true toolette.

by technology guru January 11, 2008

r/theletterh

A subreddit that used to be a funny shitposting community creating shitposts from the letter of the Latin alphabet "H", but it suddenly went downhill since a "genius" created another subreddit called r/theletterwars, in which it later became a religious community with a bunch of 12 year olds worshipping H and saying that the letter G is hell. And this subreddit accepts raiding, which breaks the terms of service.

r/theletterh before:
P1: H
P2: H?
P1: HHH
r/theletterh now:
P1: H IS THE GREATEST AND G IS FUCKING STUPID
P2: YES I AGREE H IS GOD
P3: G
P1 and P2: **extremely high pitched demonic g-phobic screeching intensifies**

by IdekIForgotMyName February 21, 2021

Toilette Surprise

When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.

Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...

by indigo1er August 9, 2010

toilette twinkie

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.

"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"

by chubnubby March 18, 2014