thoughting

to voice an erroneous thought aloud

"I thought that was the way you did it."
"Well, that's what you get for thoughting.|

by Braxl December 19, 2018

tonsil touching

when a guy f**ks a girl in her mouth

She LOVES to have her "Tonsils Touched".

by D August 8, 2004

Turtle Touching Cotton

When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.

I tried to make it to the restroom in time and yelled, "Turtle Touching Cotton"! already!

by Hoody802 August 30, 2016

Balls aren't Touching

phrase. used to pull attention to round or spherical objects and if they are or are not, touching. Often used in reference to pornography, but can also be used in reference to non-sexual objects.

Variations:
Balls are Touching
Bawls are(/n't) Touching

"This pron is so gay."
"No it's not, the balls aren't touching."
"They are now."
"O shi-!"

"Hey, back off. Your bawls nearly touched mine!"

by /b/rother January 10, 2007

Touching cloth

A saying that is used when someone has waited FAR too long to have a shit. It
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.

I need to find a bathroom right now.. I'm TOUCHING CLOTH

by Iam Hawk January 17, 2008

Touching Cloth

When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.

Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!

by jambomuffin March 23, 2009

hog troughing

The act of sticking one's face between a stud's glutes--tossing and blowing your heart out--thus allowing the glutes to oscillate on your face.

Marcus: So what was the high point of your date?
Kelley: At the end of the night, Pedro was hog troughing me until I thought I would be split in two. Serious fun, could not stop laughing.

Marcus: What did you do last night?
Kelley: Bible, I spent all night hog troughing gym crush, making him moan like a pregnant cow giving birth.

by K. Love June 29, 2009