Toucan

To take a faaaat drag from a zoot.

Person 1: aha mate you’re slacking on the high.

Person 2: init mate I need an extra drawl

Person 1: nah drongo don’t ruin the formation of the rotation, just take a toucan drag.

Person 2: aii mate that’s sent me gone

Person 1: you fuckin druggo

by Bushhed August 13, 2018

toükan

Toükan is a small youtuber.
he makes youtube videos and his real name is max
as of writing this he has nearly 400 subscribers

Person 1: "Did you see Toükan's new video??"
Person 2: "Who?"

by Disease123 October 15, 2019

Toucan Sam

When you strategically place your testicles on the eye sockets of another parties face and carefully drape your member down said parties nose.

Foo-Foo was so wasted last night that I Toucan Sammed him for hours. He was feeling real fruity after that.

by AnthTheManth September 20, 2013

Toucansexual

A sexuality made up by a right-wing libtard destroying youtuber Hunter Avallone, to mock leftist SJW's making up orientations.

I'm toucansexual and the fact that there is no T for it in LGBTQ triggers me!

by Pog_Wog2 April 7, 2019

Crazy Toucan

When a woman is jacking two guys off (on the side) and sucking a guy off in the front thus creating the image of a crazy tucan

I took part in quite possibly the best crazy toucan ever

by Flounder10000 August 13, 2008

TouMAN

A type of manly that exceeds unluckiness and too dense to feel romance. TouMAN is a man who were unintended to build a harem from his works, charm and aura. Named after Touma, the most unlucky man in the world who gets 9,000+ clones, psychics, holy women and even a sadistic boy fall for his charms.

UNLUCKY BASTARD!

Dante is a TouMAN. He collects girls everywhere he goes.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018

Tourango

A Tourango is an asexual being.

Do earth worms have sex to make babies? No son, they're Tourangos.

by Kevin Baconator March 24, 2009